Posted in Christian Jokes on Jul 31st, 2008
The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Apr 28th, 2008
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Apr 19th, 2008
About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.
The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent his life sweeping up after people [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Nov 20th, 2007
A cake decorator was asked by a bride to inscribe the words of 1 John 4:18 onto a wedding cake: “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casteth out fear.”
Unfortunately, the decorator didn’t know the Bible very well. So, instead of putting the words from 1 John 4:18 on the cake, [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Nov 16th, 2007
Eric Snyder, minister of the Farwell Church of Christ, tells this story:
I recently did a wedding. During the wedding rehearsal, the groom pulled me aside and made me an offer.
He said, “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to [...]
