Posted in General on Nov 26th, 2007
This is an email that a friend forwarded to me:
From Ben Stein.
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don’t feel threatened. I don’t feel discriminated against. [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Nov 20th, 2007
A cake decorator was asked by a bride to inscribe the words of 1 John 4:18 onto a wedding cake: “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casteth out fear.”
Unfortunately, the decorator didn’t know the Bible very well. So, instead of putting the words from 1 John 4:18 on the cake, [...]
Posted in Marriage on Nov 20th, 2007
Here are ten rules for a happy marriage:
1. Never both be angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate.
4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up [...]
Posted in Christian Jokes on Nov 16th, 2007
Eric Snyder, minister of the Farwell Church of Christ, tells this story:
I recently did a wedding. During the wedding rehearsal, the groom pulled me aside and made me an offer.
He said, “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to [...]
Posted in Marriage on Nov 16th, 2007
Although he was an unmarried priest, the great Orthodox preacher John Chrysostom (c. 347-407) gave some great advice for married couples:
We should love our wives not so much for their sake, as for Christ’s sake.
What if you devote the day to your work and your friends, and the evening to your wife; but she is [...]
